MacGyver clone alive in alaskan wilderness

While searching for more Alaskan algae stories i came across this eye witness version of the story compared to the one eventually published online.

During a private fishing and blood sacrifice in the Alaskan wilderness, three men set up camp and began to clear an area for the appropriate symbols for their impending sacrifice. The chartered pilot, refusing to take part was chosen as the sacrifice was gutted and hung until all the preparations were readied. Stupidly the fishermen left a cooler and bait in the plane. During the sacrifice of a bear the demon broke the boundaries of the circle because they used Kosher salt. (Kosher salt for a kosher demon man that is stupid) The demon, knowing nothing of this plain of reality, did this to the plane. Soon the demon retreated into his own realm with one of the fishermen and parts of the skin of the plane as a trophy. Feeling the sacrifice had only gone slightly wrong the remaining two ate on the old pilot while they figured how to return home. Mid day the next day an heavily bearded man arrived with a roll of duct tape and a balloon animal. In only a few minutes he had repaired the plane with the duct tape and the balloon animals as tires and flew the fishermen home.

While the major details were changed by Wolf news taking out all mention of demon's or blood sacrifice or the mystery bearded man i am sure this is proof that MacGyver clone alive and well in alaskan wilderness. I will continue to use my rotary dial phone to divulge more information about this obvious sighting of MacGyvers clone.

Here are the picture and the edited story.

http://www.armyparatrooper.org/dropzone ... -in-Alaska