8 Intergalactic layers

8 Intergalactic layers
By Morgan Olson

There was something so pleasant about a 8 layer Fanog.

The Cheanae layer mixes with the blagna and secret sauce.

Once as a Bevergna i was near death and the neibhor hood
Gamanaica brought me a Fanog and i did recover.

There is no coincidence that the Fanog of the 7 worlds makes for the best flurpin time ever.

My Cheba is always begging for more and more until i just Splargknot all over everything break down and buy 3 Fanogs.

Why are you are looking at me like you do not know what a Fanog is?

That is so like a Tagnuy.

Single-Serving

Single-Serving
By Morgan Olson

For the past 3 years i lived next to a man who always had smells coming down the hall.

The smells would range from the best bread you ever had to an open sewer.

My wife mentioned how much nicer our place was now and i just let it go.

Well, until my curiosity got the better of me.

I figured just invited him over for dinner.

I did this on a posted note.

The only response we got was on the back of the post and it read as follows.

Honey mustard = treats cancer

Ketcup = love potion

Catsup = Daemon summoning

There are more fish in the sea (part 4)

Investigators say some tax funds went to rebel Carp organization, Pиба.

Sources say Carp sympathizers and creative accounting were found only after supervision was out sourced to Sleet Printers inc.

Company spokes people have refused to comment about their involvement.

Federals have arrested S.P.inc's president, Ben Moafish, for harboring castaways.

In accordance to anti-terrorism legislation all fish and swimming things will now have a curfew of 8pm until further notice.

We go now to Rim Shot's Dribblecast for this update.

"I, Rim Shot, will issue a crisp 3 dollar bill for each Carp head to eradicate this Carp menace."