Bob should have listened to his ma and there would have not been 70 foot bears attacking his old employers headquarters.

Bob should have listened to his ma and there would have not been 70 foot bears attacking his old employers headquarters.
Drabble By Morgan Olson

Bob blamed his huge mistake on his poor grasp of math.
More specifically the c+ he got in physics.
Bob had dropped out of his Doctor of Engineering program because Bob had tried Enzyte.
Frustration at not being able to loose his erection, his wife allowed Bob to fulfill his poly dreams.
All of Bob's wifes coworkers got pregnant.
It was at the company Christmas party.
All the ladies had sat on Santa's north pole.
"Why am i building robots when in a couple of years i could have a legions of children." Bob thought out loud to no one.