Dried Monkey Brains
By Morgan Olson
I can taste the difference between jello and the off brand.
Once i was called in at a whisky factory to tell which vat the brewmasters finger had fallen in.
I smelled it as i entered and told no one.
I tasted both vats to not give away all my talent.
They drained it and eventually reattached his finger.
I honed my craft during the 1980's when Coke and Pepsi were at war.
The footage was never shown because i was to good.
There was only one thing every made me question my skill
Dried Monkey Brain vs. Human.
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hmmmm. weird and off-putting story. i like it!
ReplyDeleteoh, and the monkey brains have a hint of salty aftertaste :P
Thanks it really put me off meat for a day. I was thinking the guy from bizarre foods (Andrew Zimmerman) could read it. Better yet a short film.
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