Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Cheeseburger

Cheeseburger
By Morgan Olson


"Come here my lovely." William demanded of his prey.

"Not until you sign this non-disclosure agreement." the cheeseburger said defiantly.

"Can't we just frottage each other a little." William eagerly said as he licked his lips

"Well we can...once you sign." the cheeseburger implied in a sultry voice.

William, unwilling to look for a pen, proceed to envelope the cheeseburger in his mouth.

Grease, pooled on the carpet where the cheeseburger had been.

An alarm sounded a long way into the distance,

jumping off the cliff William began to fall.

Awake, William knew his diet was not going well.

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