Cheeseburger
By Morgan Olson
"Come here my lovely." William demanded of his prey.
"Not until you sign this non-disclosure agreement." the cheeseburger said defiantly.
"Can't we just frottage each other a little." William eagerly said as he licked his lips
"Well we can...once you sign." the cheeseburger implied in a sultry voice.
William, unwilling to look for a pen, proceed to envelope the cheeseburger in his mouth.
Grease, pooled on the carpet where the cheeseburger had been.
An alarm sounded a long way into the distance,
jumping off the cliff William began to fall.
Awake, William knew his diet was not going well.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
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