Wednesday, March 3, 2010

There are more fish in the sea (part 4)

Investigators say some tax funds went to rebel Carp organization, Pиба.

Sources say Carp sympathizers and creative accounting were found only after supervision was out sourced to Sleet Printers inc.

Company spokes people have refused to comment about their involvement.

Federals have arrested S.P.inc's president, Ben Moafish, for harboring castaways.

In accordance to anti-terrorism legislation all fish and swimming things will now have a curfew of 8pm until further notice.

We go now to Rim Shot's Dribblecast for this update.

"I, Rim Shot, will issue a crisp 3 dollar bill for each Carp head to eradicate this Carp menace."

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