Single-Serving
By Morgan Olson
For the past 3 years i lived next to a man who always had smells coming down the hall.
The smells would range from the best bread you ever had to an open sewer.
My wife mentioned how much nicer our place was now and i just let it go.
Well, until my curiosity got the better of me.
I figured just invited him over for dinner.
I did this on a posted note.
The only response we got was on the back of the post and it read as follows.
Honey mustard = treats cancer
Ketcup = love potion
Catsup = Daemon summoning
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